Daddy please come home, love Ishka

Me and my flowers.

Me and my flowers.

Dear Daddy

Thankyou for the lovely Valentine's Day flowers. I know you really meant them for me, and not HER. I miss you and need you to come home soon and rescue me from HER. She has conned all the boys into thinking that she's nice, but she keeps taking me to the VET! Plus, she spent today with a whole bunch of her other friends rather than staying home and patting me. She tried to tell me it was very important for her industry that they all go and pro-test, but I'm not buying it. Imagine thinking something was more important than pats!

The boys all sleeping on HER side of the bed. Fools. Wait til she starts hauling them off to the vet.

The boys all sleeping on HER side of the bed. Fools. Wait til she starts hauling them off to the vet.

HER friends at the pro-test. What's a tea-cher?

HER friends at the pro-test. What's a tea-cher?

Please come home from New Zealand soon. I don't even care if you don't bring me back a possum, I can keep trying to catch one of the ones in the backyard.

Love from Ishka