Adventures of Bolo

Who's name is the first one learnt by every visitor to our place?

Whose name is known around the neighbourhood, because its the one most commonly called or shouted as I'm trying to put everyone in the dog pen so I can go to work?

Who me?

But I don't wanna!

But I don't wanna!

Who initiates hilarious games like bite the flowing water and hide and seek?

Who is most likely to drag Czar into trouble?

bahahaha! you'll never find me!
bahahaha! you'll never find me!
Ok, so if I bend a hole in the fence, you need to follow me and I'll loop left and you loop right and we'll have the rabbits trapped, ok?

Ok, so if I bend a hole in the fence, you need to follow me and I'll loop left and you loop right and we'll have the rabbits trapped, ok?

Who thinks he's a match for anything, even territorial alpacas?

Listen, long necked sheep, those are MY rabbits ok? Just because they're in your paddock, doesn't make them yours, dammit!

Listen, long necked sheep, those are MY rabbits ok? Just because they're in your paddock, doesn't make them yours, dammit!

Czar: *sigh* can you please do something about the riff raff?

Czar: *sigh* can you please do something about the riff raff?

I can't see you, so I don't have to do what you're asking.

I can't see you, so I don't have to do what you're asking.

Who is most likely to experience random bouts of deafness and blindness, just when you're calling him?

Who is the only dog who can open crates, sliding doors and anything else he sets his mind to?

Who carries on so much as meal times that his bedding and crate are always a mess?

Who is so tired after a morning of attempting to wrestle everyone else to the ground, that he can't be bothered standing up to clean up the kibble he knocked out of his dish?

In fact, who lies down at every opportunity to get wet and muddy? Actually, at any time.

Scratch a bit to the left... now to the right... that's it!

Scratch a bit to the left... now to the right... that's it!

Who is most likely to lie on my cold cold feet?

Love you too, Bolo.